How much does 2 cups of urine weigh

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Posted January 11, 2008

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I have a scale in between the shower and the toilet. Sometimes for fun I will weigh myself, piss, then weigh myself again.

My average is 2 lbs, but 4 has only happened twice.

I'm sure some of you have tried this, it's best to do it 1st thing in the morning.

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Posted January 11, 2008

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i can throw a single Ritz cracker 120 yards

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Water is 1 pound per pint. Four pounds is half a gallon. Damn.

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how much in volume is the average urination?

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Can a human bladder hold 1/2 gallon?

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I have a scale in between the shower and the toilet. Sometimes for fun I will weigh myself, piss, then weigh myself again.My average is 2 lbs, but 4 has only happened twice.I'm sure some of you have tried this, it's best to do it 1st thing in the morning.

:excited:You must have the world's largest bladder.
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Can a human bladder hold 1/2 gallon?

I have no idea. Pretty amazing stuff.
Let's also take into account that the scale could be rounding things a bit.
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i can throw a single Ritz cracker 120 yards

:shrug:we're special.
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Can a human bladder hold 1/2 gallon?

I have no idea. Pretty amazing stuff.

Let's also take into account that the scale could be rounding things a bit.

Ding! we have a winner.. But still..even with rounding... Thats a lot of fluid....
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I have a scale in between the shower and the toilet. Sometimes for fun I will weigh myself, piss, then weigh myself again.

My average is 2 lbs, but 4 has only happened twice.

I'm sure some of you have tried this, it's best to do it 1st thing in the morning.

You must have the world's largest bladder.

In this corner standing 6'2", 225 lbs ...it's One, the man with the World's Largest Bladder

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I have a scale in between the shower and the toilet. Sometimes for fun I will weigh myself, piss, then weigh myself again.

My average is 2 lbs, but 4 has only happened twice.

I'm sure some of you have tried this, it's best to do it 1st thing in the morning.

You must have the world's largest bladder.

In this corner standing 6'2", 225 lbs ...it's One, the man with the World's Largest Bladder

:rofl: Good luck keeping it under control in 15 years.
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Seems unlikely
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when i was in the hospital & catheterized due to the effects of an abnormally long acting spinal anesthesia, i produced 1600 ml and 1550 ml of pee.

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My all-time record for time spent on a single urination (constant stream) is 92 seconds. Not sure what that corresponds to in terms of volume.

ETA: According to the NIH, average urination rate is 21mL/sec for males aged 14-45. So, 21 mL/sec X 92 sec = 1,932 mL OR 1.932 liters, which comes out to 0.05099 gallons. Give or take. Damn.

Taking into account flow rate and piss-poor time-keeping, I'm gonna arbitrarily bump my final number down by half. 1/4 of a gallon. Give or take.

You suck at decimals.
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does lying about stuff like this make you feel good?

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i can throw a single Ritz cracker 120 yards

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It looks like creating boastful bodily function

threads is the latest shtick.

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does lying about stuff like this make you feel good?

It looks like creating boastful bodily function

threads is the latest shtick.

Not a schtick attempt at all.

I use this digital scale and I'm positive these scales round off their numbers. ...So of course I don't actually unload 4 pounds into the bucket.

This morning's reading was 2 pounds.

Am I really the only one who does this?

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Nice job Bill Brasky.

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threads is the latest shtick.

I once made an earwax castle that was bigger than a Hershey's Kiss.
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threads is the latest shtick.

Not a schtick attempt at all.

I use this digital scale and I'm positive these scales round off their numbers. ...So of course I don't actually unload 4 pounds into the bucket.

This morning's reading was 2 pounds.

Am I really the only one who does this?

Not anymore.....I have a new hobby.
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does lying about stuff like this make you feel good?

It looks like creating boastful bodily function

threads is the latest shtick.

Not a schtick attempt at all.

I use this digital scale and I'm positive these scales round off their numbers. ...So of course I don't actually unload 4 pounds into the bucket.

This morning's reading was 2 pounds.

Am I really the only one who does this?

I'm guessing the answer is yes. And, I believe instead of the kicking rock you should have used this smiley instead:
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It looks like creating boastful bodily function

threads is the latest shtick.

I once made an earwax castle that was bigger than a Hershey's Kiss.
I've been collecting all my eye-boogers since I was 7. I always keep the collection in a ziplock back in my pants. When I'm startled, I reach in there and throw a handful out to confuse and blind my aggressor.
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It looks like creating boastful bodily function

threads is the latest shtick.

I once made an earwax castle that was bigger than a Hershey's Kiss.
I've been collecting all my eye-boogers since I was 7. I always keep the collection in a ziplock back in my pants. When I'm startled, I reach in there and throw a handful out to confuse and blind my aggressor.
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Was it bloody? That might add some weight.

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My record, while in a 12' fishing boat, is two and a half beer cans. It's sometimes hard to piss outside the boat, so we usually just cut the top off of a can and let it go. I think a beer can is 12 ounzes, so this would equate to 2lbs. And this was the first piss after downing 4 or 5 beer. I can't imagine someone doing double that. You have a special gift. Cherish it. I would even go so far as to say that a camel has nothing on you.

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Is it pee?

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are you sure it was pee?

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